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Posted on 17th Jun at 10:39 AM, with 71,253 notes

virginitity:

i didn’t choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me

Posted on 17th Jun at 10:38 AM, with 8 notes

sammvitch:

So the beautiful deviant-spider gave me a 3ds early for my birthday and now I’m all rolling around enjoying the hell out of animal crossing.

Add me!

0920-0370-2846

I’m glad you like it! Have all of the early birthday happiness!

Posted on 17th Jun at 10:37 AM, with 6,643 notes

toastradamus:

I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three

I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old

Posted on 17th Jun at 10:37 AM, with 19,825 notes

yungvoodooking:

me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s

suddenly i am thrust 60s years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society

but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt

Posted on 17th Jun at 8:58 AM, with 88,314 notes
auntytimblr:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

This is embarassingly perfect for me.

auntytimblr:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

This is embarassingly perfect for me.

Posted on 17th Jun at 8:58 AM, with 170,602 notes
dan-is-not-on-phire:

fckyeahphan:

i’m crying

one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day

dan-is-not-on-phire:

fckyeahphan:

i’m crying

one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day

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